On cat food..

O11: [not happy with today's cat food..]
S38: [goes upstairs.. makes an appearance at the bedroom door.. starts, in the voice that's only used for translating cat thoughts to English..] "Mama, Mama, I don't like this food! Tell Papa to go and get the nice food.."
D50: [turns TV volume up..]
S38: [repeats, louder..]
D50: [laughing..]
S38: [climbs up to the attic.. grabs an A4 Simon's Cat print-out where the cat is pointing at its mouth..] ... [climbs down.. slightly opens the bedroom door.. holds the print-out up..]
D50: Feck off! [laughing..]