So, a friend was sexually assaulted by an insect, when a ladybird went all bukkake on her head.. And we were just wondering, what would be a suitable word for a male ladybird? (I mean, really, the majority of male ladybirds would hardly want to be called ladybirds, eh?!?)
Lordbird? Sirbird? Guybird? Manbird? Gentlemanbird? (Although, as the victim pointed out, that particular ladybird was no gentleman..) Pervbird? Molesterbird? Flybywankbird? Trampbird? And, had the assault happened on a man, Gaybird?