Some faces in holes.. :o

Quality poetry

There once was a horrible minger

who shoved her fat, greasy finger

up her genital parts

with much grunting, and farts

after which she would let the smell linger.

Hallelujah!

I have painted, and I am sore.. LOL

The paint is Woodie's exterior masonry smooth paint, and the colour is Desert Storm.

Google Earth Day logo

It may not be the clearest of Google logos, but it's so beautiful!!

Don't play Country Story on Facebook

I've been playing Country Story on Facebook, for ages.. It used to be a really nice game, but recently, they've made some really poor changes, leaving it unplayable at times, and now they've really pissed me off with their reply to my support ticket - I just can NOT stand stupidity!

This is the support ticket I sent:

Country Story Bug Report

Blossoming Bijou tree disappeared

Hi,

I had a Blossoming Bijou tree, which was levelled up to the max. I am attaching a screenshot where you can see it (blosbij1.jpg - top right). Yesterday, the tree had suddenly disappeared, and would not re-appear after I'd reloaded the game. In my other screenshot, you can see the gap, where that tree used to be (blosbij2.jpg).

I would like to get my tree back (on max level as well, please). I _do_ actually have three Valentines heart tree spirits left, so I could purchase and upgrade the tree again, but I would prefer to keep those tree spirits. Also, I've already purchased and upgraded the tree, so I really should get it back without having to spend any more tree spirits...

Thank you,

Stella

Screenshots;

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First, I received the typical auto-reply;

Thank you for your recent enquiry.

This is an automated response to confirm that we have received your ticket.

Note that most requested support tickets are already answered in our Knowledgebase that is found on our support site: http://support.playfish.com/

If you already find a solution to your problem before we get a chance to respond, please update this ticket and mark it as Closed.

Playfish Support
 
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And this was their actual reply;
 
From: Playfish Support SB
 
Hi,
 
thank you for taking the time to contact us here at Playfish.
 
Note that to plant your magic trees that you now need to go to the following menu: Shop&Storage -> Seed&Tree Shop -> Magic Tree -> Plant
 
Playfish Support
 
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And then they CLOSED the support ticket!! There's no way to reply to it anymore!!
 
Like WHAT KIND OF A FUCKIN' INBRED CUNT would send a reply like that?!?
 
I wasn't asking how to plant the fuckin' things, I am well able to do that, and HAD done it, as well as levelling the magic tree up to the max! Their stupid game STOLE my tree, and I want it back!
 
At least they could hire someone who can READ (and write), that'd be a start.

Cheap fun with the webcam

LOL.. I'd missed my Logitech QuickCam Fusion webcam, with its funny accessories.. =D (Btw, I didn't know that you can actually embed Facebook videos!)

Tango passion

I had a problem.. This track was on repeat, in my mindPlayer, but I didn't know its name or any artist info. So, I started googling & youtube searching for tango stuff.. Finally, I googled for modern tango hits (as it's clearly modern..), found this useful page on Tango Mercurio, copied the neo tango artist names they'd mentioned, and searched youtube with those names.. Tadaa! I found it! Gotan Project - Santa Maria (Del Buen Ayre) ... Maybe the hottest tango ever..

Having fun with Tiger Woods (no, not THAT way!)

Tasteless (the original):


Feckin' brilliant:


A bit of a giggle as well;

Something for Trócaire box offenders

I was just reading Daily Mail online, when I came across this hysterical ad;

OK, I never did (not that we even had Trócaire in Finland, but we did have similar collections, and I would never ever even have entertained the thought of 'borrowing' from them!), but if anyone suddenly feels guilty, you know what to do..

PS, the actual advert was a flash movie, but I took three screenshots and put them together for blogging purposes.

A little bit of gardening..

We got a splash of colour for the back garden, yesterday. Above; Pieris Japonica 'Forest Flame' (the red one, with small white flowers that look like lily of the valley), €12.95.. Spiraea Japonica 'Golden Princess' (the one with small yellow leaves), €7.50.. Euryops Pectinatus 'Silver Star' (yellow flowers), €3.95.. All from Grange Growers, Kilternan.

Hans Christian Andersen Google

Aren't they gorgeous?!